Eat like a skinny woman?

I've decided that to be skinny, you have to eat like a skinny woman...DUH. You obviously can't be skinny and eat like I do.
So today I pulled off the freeway to pee. There was a McDonalds and a Subway. I pulled into the McDonalds, went pee and while I was at it, I decided that a skinny woman would eat at Subway. All those fresh vegs and even The Biggest Losers eat at Subway! I left those golden arches and drove across the street (a skinny woman probally would of walked.) to the Subway. I ordered a foot long with ALL the VEGS on it. It was only 5 bucks! What a deal. I ignored the chips, soda and cookies! I was on my way to being a skinny woman!!! I was so proud of myself. I got into the car, headed north to home. . . and I ate the WHOLE thing! That was NOT like a skinny wowan, I learned that as my tummy was full of a foot long sub. Forgive and continue on girlfriends. We can and WILL get this thing down if it's the last thing we do! LOVE YOU BECOMING SKINNY WOMEN!

walk, walk, walk. . .

OK gals, LET'S WALK!
It's hard to get out there and get going, but when we do, Oh my oh my, aren't we glad we did?
I enjoy going with a friend or one of my kids much more than by myself, but lately I've been heading out by myself. It's kinda nice when I listen for God, He speaks to me! Well, why wouldn't He? He loves me, He's been trying to get my attention, He's been trying to tell me bits I need to hear, and HE WANTS TO GO ON WALKS WITH ME!!! Oh how easily I forget about His great love for me.
You know when I was small and it was safe for little girls to to play in empty lots far from their house, I remember singing and talking and picking sweet peas with Jesus. How lovely those memories have been for me as I cling to Him in life's struggles. He has ALWAYS been close. He has ALWAYS wanted to keep me company when I was alone. He has ALWAYS spoken to me His loving kindness for me.
Forgive me Jesus for forgetting that you ALWAYS want to be with me. And that You even take walks!!!