Eat like a skinny woman?

I've decided that to be skinny, you have to eat like a skinny woman...DUH. You obviously can't be skinny and eat like I do.
So today I pulled off the freeway to pee. There was a McDonalds and a Subway. I pulled into the McDonalds, went pee and while I was at it, I decided that a skinny woman would eat at Subway. All those fresh vegs and even The Biggest Losers eat at Subway! I left those golden arches and drove across the street (a skinny woman probally would of walked.) to the Subway. I ordered a foot long with ALL the VEGS on it. It was only 5 bucks! What a deal. I ignored the chips, soda and cookies! I was on my way to being a skinny woman!!! I was so proud of myself. I got into the car, headed north to home. . . and I ate the WHOLE thing! That was NOT like a skinny wowan, I learned that as my tummy was full of a foot long sub. Forgive and continue on girlfriends. We can and WILL get this thing down if it's the last thing we do! LOVE YOU BECOMING SKINNY WOMEN!